Learn about your heart - it's just a simple pump and wires!

- Except for when a girlfriend breaks it...

Learn about your lungs - they're just a pair of simple airbags!

- Except they're not much use in a car accident...

Learn about your brain - it's just a simple computer!

- Except way better than your smartphone...

Learn about your cancer - it's just your cells dividing too fast!

- Except we can't just give them a speeding ticket... 

Learn about your diabetes - it's just overworking your insulin!

- Except all those tasty treats don't help if you like your feet...

Learn about your stroke - it's just a blockage or a bleed!

- Except a kid's plaster won't do the job...

Learn about your liver - it's just a simple filter!

- Except unlike you, it doesn't like alcohol...

Learn about your gut - it's just a simple food blender!

- Except we can guarantee you, that's not a smoothie...

Learn about your kidneys - they're just a simple filter!

- Except unlike a plane's wings, you only need one to survive...

Learn about your vessels - they're just a bunch of pipes!

- Except far less likely to leak onto your kitchen floor...

Learn about your sepsis - it's just a bug that spread!

- Except just like a vampire, it enjoys your blood...

Learn about your bones/joints - they're just the scaffolding!

- Except they're on the inside, not the outside, we hope...

Learn about your fertility - it's just an egg and a tadpole!

- Except the combination will grow up and eat all your food...

Learn about your cell defence - it's just pattern recognition!

- Except sometimes the sheriff shoots the wrong guy!

Learn about your anaemia - it's just a low red cells count!

- Except it isn't always iron's fault, the poor sod...

Learn about your hormones - they're just the messengers!

- Except too little or too much is a problem, like Goldilocks...

Learn about your balance - it's just how we stay upright!

- Except six little canals are involved like a Venetian street...

Learn about your squidgy stuff - it's just fibres and fat!

- Except the ratio becomes very unhealthy after a holiday...

Learn about your allergy - it's just an immune sensitivity!

- Except the overreaction can be worse than a teenager's...

Learn about your tests - they're just some bloods and scans!

- Except the MRI can be loud, you might need earplugs...

Learn about your hypertension - it's just pressurised pipes!

- Except like a tyre, too high or too low can be a problem...